Oh no! My condolences. That's rough, losing two housemates so shortly after each other. I'll think of something comforting to say once I'm done remembering how much that hurts.
Your post about John K. Mode made me laugh out loud several times. I'm SO sorry about the loss of your two pets. It's the worst. My sincerest condolences.
We stayed at a beach house that had the light on the other side of the door of the restroom and I’d forget every single time. So there I was in pitch black dark except me and my perceived guess of aiming.
Thig, you have a way of turning everyday chaos into something downright magical. I come for your humor, but I stay for the heart. Only you could make a bladder debacle feel like Southern folklore, and then, in the same breath, share about loss with such tenderness. Thank you for sharing your wit (and your heart) with us. Also: justice for Cresthbalt, the nicotine-loving feline.
Also, I am John K Mode (John / Commode ) in this scenario when we were traveling last week (in Theodore Alabama) and the bathroom light was on the outside of the rental.
That’s a… long ways from home. South or North Florida? (Don’t want specifics out on the internet, just curious as we’re in North Florida from time to time…but I’m talking Pensacola)
I'm not sure worried about the "homosexuwhales" as I am about the sponges and starfish...
And flesh eating bacteria
The homosexuwhales sure seem to be obsessed with starfishes though...
I was ok whale / starfish love…but the minute they start sharing bathrooms, THEN I GOT US A PORBLM!
Oh no! My condolences. That's rough, losing two housemates so shortly after each other. I'll think of something comforting to say once I'm done remembering how much that hurts.
Thanks Miss de Heer, <3
My deepest sympathies for losing your pets. And kudos for, despite the grief, taking the time to share your humor with us and making us laugh. 😊
Your post about John K. Mode made me laugh out loud several times. I'm SO sorry about the loss of your two pets. It's the worst. My sincerest condolences.
Omg thank you for this. Hearing someone laughed out loud is the best <3 <3 <3 <3
This sounds like something out of my life. I'm no stranger to bursting bladders and underfoot cats. Spraying the wall isn't my style, though.
I am John K Mode (John/Commode) :D
We stayed at a beach house that had the light on the other side of the door of the restroom and I’d forget every single time. So there I was in pitch black dark except me and my perceived guess of aiming.
Plug-in night-lights are cheap ;)
I… will remember to pack one next time??? Ha! (Actually not a bad idea)
This story reflects our recent trip to the beach (and we have family in Theodore)
And the names have been changed to protect the innocent... er... guilty.
Next article up:
"K. Mode Still Missing after Fishing."
Sponsored by, The Bladder Ladder:
It shepherds your junk downstairs, with your balls alone or in pairs, before you make that sprinkly sound.
You know I may seriously reach out to you to proof read my next article. Your puns are golden.
Thig, you have a way of turning everyday chaos into something downright magical. I come for your humor, but I stay for the heart. Only you could make a bladder debacle feel like Southern folklore, and then, in the same breath, share about loss with such tenderness. Thank you for sharing your wit (and your heart) with us. Also: justice for Cresthbalt, the nicotine-loving feline.
<3 <3 <3 you are the best person, Sunshine.
Also, I am John K Mode (John / Commode ) in this scenario when we were traveling last week (in Theodore Alabama) and the bathroom light was on the outside of the rental.
I thought you might be. : ) I remembered you telling me about the trip to the beach.
Oh no! Your cat. 😭
Sending love and healing to you both. 🫶🏻
Thanks Elaine and either the algo has stopped showing me your posts or you’ve disappeared. Hope it’s not the second
Been busy and now in Florida with Mama so I’m not disappearing. 🤣🫶🏻
That’s a… long ways from home. South or North Florida? (Don’t want specifics out on the internet, just curious as we’re in North Florida from time to time…but I’m talking Pensacola)