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Nell Cummins Illustrates's avatar

Oh, I Mcfactchecked you on Wankers Corner, 'cause I couldn't believe my eyes! 😳😳😆👍

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Thig's avatar

Hahahaha! I mean when I was researching small towns I was like “yep… this works”

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Nell Cummins Illustrates's avatar

Ha! Yes, it most definitely works! 😆

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Virginia Neely's avatar

Wow! I've never had my name on a billboard before. At least, not in a good way ;) I hope Becky comes back.

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Thig's avatar

Well you upped the town pop to 5. Good job, see you at the town meeting next week where we talk about hair loss

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Sunshine's avatar

If you ever need other towns to put in your writing there is always Intercouse, PA and Blue Ball, PA.

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Thig's avatar

You are the most wonderfulousest thank you!!

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Virginia Neely's avatar

I'm not worried about hair loss. Can we talk about a new sheriff instead? Our current one makes me nervous.

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Jun 5Edited

The town can only afford a deputy. But deputy Ortiz stays with us

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Virginia Neely's avatar

Can we put him on tranks at least?

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Matt Ferguson's avatar

I’m lovin it

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Thig's avatar

Ba da dah daaaah thank you! 🍔

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Nolan Mark's avatar

Boujee King laughs nervously.

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Thig's avatar

Hahahaha

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Margreet de Heer's avatar

Hey, that's in Amsterdam!!!

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Thig's avatar

Don’t be spreading your boobs freely on my substack!!!! #reported

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Margreet de Heer's avatar

😂

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TwoNinerSavoy's avatar

🤣I’m in line waiting for breakfast (not at McD’s) so can’t read it all yet - but how the hell did you discover the Oregon/Oz icon mash up of Wankers Corner???

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Thig's avatar

It’s a real place in Oregon!!!

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TwoNinerSavoy's avatar

Oh, I know. My wife and I did some solid bad decision making there waaaaay back when. But in a good way 😏.

The original location is now under a new name, but there is a vestige of the original just off of I-5 now… I understand they rounded up a lot of the original decor when they moved.

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