That unsightly hair slithering out your nose? If you pull it out, it’ll grow back “thicc ass” a beanstalk, it’s true I heard it on the TikTack or something…
Any midlife woman can tell you that panic plucking the rogue chin hair you just noticed while in a social situation where many many people are staring right at your face and judging your slightest imperfections, can rarely be accomplished in your car, or a closet, or a public bathroom without the appropriate tools to get a grip on that sucker (thus ensuring that it will be the only thing on your mind for the foreseeable future, until you get home to the tweezers, at which time you will forget to actually pluck the damn thing, ensuring that this scenario repeats). inquiring minds want to know, do you roll with tweezers?
This is hilarious. I've noticed some rogue dark hairs as I get older and check myself in the rearview mirror every time I get in the car. (For some reason that always has the best light to see the little suckers.) But recently I discovered a THICK, WHITE mustache hair on one side of my upper lip! I plucked it immediately, terrified that I'm transforming into Santa Claus. But it was a genuine old man "whisker" type hair so this article made me laugh.
yeah we're just hairy critters, still. Maybe in 2-3 millennia we'll be completely slicked up :D
I get them all the time, Heather is constantly yanking something outta me (unasked and violently). I guess the nice thing about being in my 50s is that everything is silky and wispy, now, so I got that going for me I guess :D
Glad the article made you laugh Amelia, the feedback is always heartwarming :)
What???? No mention of the most important travel tool to keep in your car? Car tweezers! (Because everyone knows that's the best lighting for finding the rogue sonovabitches.
I carry a man-purse (or a masculine side bag. Whatever, I call it a murse). It has my sketch stuff, groom stuff and medical stuff (I had a heart attack a few years back, so I carry emergency meds just in case). Also it has prescription sunglasses, cough drops, 200-300 receipts shoved in it and a little multitool
Speaking of "multitool", (I probably should be embarrassed to share this, but I am going to anyway) for years I had a pair of needle-nose pliers in the bathroom for my rogue chin hairs. The cheap tweezers were crap and these just worked. Last Christmas, my husband put a high quality tweezer set in my stocking. LIFE CHANGING!
Eek! I hate the random hairs. I get a random super long one that is very blonde (odd since I'm dark-haired) in the middle (yes, the middle) of my forehead every now and then.
Any midlife woman can tell you that panic plucking the rogue chin hair you just noticed while in a social situation where many many people are staring right at your face and judging your slightest imperfections, can rarely be accomplished in your car, or a closet, or a public bathroom without the appropriate tools to get a grip on that sucker (thus ensuring that it will be the only thing on your mind for the foreseeable future, until you get home to the tweezers, at which time you will forget to actually pluck the damn thing, ensuring that this scenario repeats). inquiring minds want to know, do you roll with tweezers?
Tweezers, clippers, tide pens… we go out in the world prepared
You are my hero. Surely an illustrated newsletter about the contents of your baggage could happen?
Heather got me a “Murse” and I will definitely show this in a future newsletter
also, holy rainstorm batman.
Omg I just looked outside. It’s about time. Maybe we will get some cold weather after all???
This is hilarious. I've noticed some rogue dark hairs as I get older and check myself in the rearview mirror every time I get in the car. (For some reason that always has the best light to see the little suckers.) But recently I discovered a THICK, WHITE mustache hair on one side of my upper lip! I plucked it immediately, terrified that I'm transforming into Santa Claus. But it was a genuine old man "whisker" type hair so this article made me laugh.
yeah we're just hairy critters, still. Maybe in 2-3 millennia we'll be completely slicked up :D
I get them all the time, Heather is constantly yanking something outta me (unasked and violently). I guess the nice thing about being in my 50s is that everything is silky and wispy, now, so I got that going for me I guess :D
Glad the article made you laugh Amelia, the feedback is always heartwarming :)
What???? No mention of the most important travel tool to keep in your car? Car tweezers! (Because everyone knows that's the best lighting for finding the rogue sonovabitches.
I carry a man-purse (or a masculine side bag. Whatever, I call it a murse). It has my sketch stuff, groom stuff and medical stuff (I had a heart attack a few years back, so I carry emergency meds just in case). Also it has prescription sunglasses, cough drops, 200-300 receipts shoved in it and a little multitool
Speaking of "multitool", (I probably should be embarrassed to share this, but I am going to anyway) for years I had a pair of needle-nose pliers in the bathroom for my rogue chin hairs. The cheap tweezers were crap and these just worked. Last Christmas, my husband put a high quality tweezer set in my stocking. LIFE CHANGING!
That hubs is good people!
Eek! I hate the random hairs. I get a random super long one that is very blonde (odd since I'm dark-haired) in the middle (yes, the middle) of my forehead every now and then.
We are twins, same. What the hell???