austin

Texas Woman Unleashes Sonic Ice Fury on Anti-Ice Protesters

What began as a peaceful protest melted into madness and a dog peeing on a civic medal.

Jun 18 •

Influencer goes hard on giant plywood man

Locals hate her, termites love her

May 28 •

The Possums of Windsor Park

How We Accidentally Started a Marsupial-Based Film Studio During a Texas Freeze

Apr 9 •

The New Hot Fuzz

Our neighborhood in Austin, Texas, has a new sheriff in town, and he’s 100% adorable.

Mar 12 •

Feeling Skinny? Come to Austin

Heather and I give high praise in our low brow way to our fav foodie places here in the “Big Armadillo”.

Jan 8 •

Giving Presence

The not-so-secret to upping your social media game (or, you know, just being very human…screw social media)

Dec 24, 2024 •

Victorian Secret

Texas Goth Gals are HOT! Like "A wax zebra melting in a microwave" HOT!

Oct 9, 2024 •

We're Number 1(ish)!

Austin was recently named the No. 1 city for nightlife in the universe!!! It's a fact believed by many people!

Sep 4, 2024 •

Hotter Than Hail Mary

What's it called when you mix Protestant religion, college football and summer heat?

Aug 28, 2024 •

The Alabama Barking Spider

A Story of Romance and Ruin (Or "Rurn" if you're from the South)

Aug 21, 2024 •

Heated Hauntings: The Wraith of Summer

Boo-tiful Xenomorphs, Coneheads, and a Haunting Cancellation!

Aug 14, 2024 •

Pickled Pig’s “Feeps”

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men - Roald Dahl

Aug 7, 2024 •

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