satire

Chunky Man Finishes "The Murph" Crossfit Challenge, Immediately Drafted Into ER

Paramedics called it ‘the most patriotic fainting they’ve ever seen.’

3 hrs ago •

Jeans Ad Deemed “Passive Regressive” About A Woman’s Blue Job

Small town finds itself at the tip of a blue job—accused of pushing denim, PBR, and blue-eyed melanin supremacy in a syrup ad too moist for modern…

Aug 6 •

🐸 Go Croak, Go Broke 🐸

Feral swamp woman busted for using Al, claims it’s her husband, AL.

Jul 30 •

Wife Files for Divorce After Husband Attends Nickelback Concert

He said he was having an affair to cover up the concert

Jul 23 •

Catfish Have Started Offering Locals Medicaid and No One Knows Why

First it was orcas feeding humans. Now catfish are offering full health coverage—complete with koi-pays and swamp-wide networks. In Pleasure Bend…

Jul 16 •

Gen X Sues Gen Z Over Dead, Unlicensed Gaze

Gen X Insists It Felt Nothing First; Gen Z shrugs

Jul 9 •

RIDERS OF ROGAINE MISTAKE GAP OF ROHAN FOR LUXURY FOLLICLE OUTLET

HAIR TODAY, GONDOR TOMORROW

Jul 2 •

Waymo’s ‘Gaymo’ Pride Ride Kidnaps Drag Queen, Detours to Bible Belt

Self-driving sedan forgets its pronouns, finds Jesus, and leaves glitter skid marks across Tennessee

Jun 25 •

Texas Woman Unleashes Sonic Ice Fury on Anti-Ice Protesters

What began as a peaceful protest melted into madness and a dog peeing on a civic medal.

Jun 18 •

Small Town Declares Martial Lawn

When democracy fails, bring folding chairs.

Jun 11 •

The McMeem™ is back for the first time!

Now memes are as fast as your food!

Jun 4 •

Influencer goes hard on giant plywood man

Locals hate her, termites love her

May 28 •

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