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Introducing BROTOX™™™

Masculinity, Now in a Syringe

Apr 23 •

The Collapse Will Be Live-Streamed

and "All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” - Gandalf

Apr 16 •

Never Trust a Big Butt and a Simile

—One’s Figurative, The Other’s Too Damn Literal

Mar 26 •

Bicameral Mind Tricks

That little voice saying "You are a jedi" when opening the sliding door at the 7-11? Yoda, it is not.

Jan 22 •

Pluck it all to hell

That unsightly hair slithering out your nose? If you pull it out, it’ll grow back “thicc ass” a beanstalk, it’s true I heard it on the TikTack or…

Dec 18, 2024 •

"Hey is this Julie?"

If you've ever gotten that mysterious "wrong number" text, they’re probably looking for Julie.

Nov 27, 2024 •

Five "Tricks" To Surviving Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving 2024 is going to be a gluttonous mess! Here are 5 tricks that won’t help.

Nov 20, 2024 •

Spare Ribbed For Your Pleasure

Lard have mercy you might become swine fluent if you read this here article!

Nov 13, 2024 •

A Touchy Subject

November is gonna be a quagmire of month and I'm here to give you the hirsute and hard facts.

Oct 30, 2024 •

A beautiful Kafka-tastrophe

Trying saying that 5 times fast. Oh and, this post is about roaches, the 90s, cops, exorcism, racoons, meth and Jesus sandals. Lot going on here

Oct 16, 2024 •

Unnecessary Ruffness

If your chant is “I got that dawg in me”, it could be Parvo.

Sep 11, 2024 •

Hotter Than Hail Mary

What's it called when you mix Protestant religion, college football and summer heat?

Aug 28, 2024 •

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